THE THREE IRENAS (ONE IS…IRENE)

Prepare for the three Irenas,

One of them is a cleaner…

Once a year

Irene is dear,

Plus Apartment Manager—Irena!

All three are Polish and proud,

With three different roles allowed…

The cleaner’s leaving

And I’ll be grieving,

She and her cleaning crowd!

Irene works for H and R BLOCK,

That once-a-year taking stock…

She we can trust,

Her help’s a must,

Tax time some years is a shock!

Irena in the office right here,

Direct-speaking–almost severe…

We sometimes need

Help indeed,

Consistently, her help is there!

–Jonathan Caswell

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NO MORE BUG-EYES!

His view isn’t the same,

The magazines seem lame…

Been ’round the block

Too much to feel shocked,

No bug-eyes left in the game!

–J.E.C.

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FROM “BY THE MIGHTY MUMFORD”

 

TWO BROKE–NO PROBLEM

Point is, he can’t feel a thing,

Just pressure pushing…

One cracked one broken

Doctor has spoken,

“In four weeks,” Doc said, smiling.

–J.E.C.

 

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BIG DAY TOMORROW

Tomorrows a medical event,

To an orthopedist  am I sent…

How deep in the toes

Are they broken, he know?

And is a operation meant?

Frank wanted me to work his site,

That four to twelve noon “delight”…

Can’t do it his way

On my feet must stay,

In order to do it right!

Very few times I refuse,

I don’t know if any what news…

This doctor ‘ll say–

Can I get away

As it is , or my job lose???

–Jonathan  Caswell

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JUMPING GINGER JAG

He’s got it in the bag,

His jumping ginger jag…

Three cans per–

Three cans in a whir,

But washing the empties a drag.

Two days till the weekend,

Will he have any left by then…

The tingling throat

Is of special note,

On the supply can he depend?

It warms him, sugar-free,

No high sugar spike, you see…

Well-blended taste

This stuff he won’t waste,

It suits his wife pleasantly.

–Jonathan Caswell

(Goslin’s Diet Ginger Beer–nonalcoholic, of course!)

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STOCK UP

Four six-packs of that “Goslin”

Fill up his soda bin…

Diet ginger beer

Is not long for here,

It may be gone by weekend!

–J.E.C.

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FRIGHTENING WINDS!

Winds not very strong

Howl and shriek so long…

Into night

They catch fright,

Hoping it soon is dawn!

Living on their building’s corner,

Wind shrieks are in order…

Elevator’s high roof,

Varied roof line is proof,

The wind has it rough on that corner!

Wind, snow and rain all around

In three directions found…

Certain windows

Get bigger blows,

Near others it quiets down.

–J.E.C.

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