Local restaurant gets creative with menu descriptions

SILLY—BUT FUN!

Benny’s Diner recently decided to redo their menu in order to provide more elaborate descriptions of their menu items with the hope that it will help to boost business. Following is just one of their many revised menu items:
New menu item description :

IMG_9596Two slices of a titillating combination of hand-picked grains from the vast fields of the exotic city of Des Moines, Iowa. These hand-picked grains were shipped directly to our facility by way of a specialized 18-wheel vehicle and baked to perfection using a rare form of generic yeast. Our food technician specialists carefully monitor the baking process to ensure the highest quality of preparedness. In between these two marvelous slices of heaven we would like to entice your taste buds with freshly cut leaves cultivated from a plant of the daisy family along with freshly cut slices of our glossy red, pulpy edible fruit. Also, don’t forget about the addition…

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