Men have two “little guys”,
The “two girls” of women draw eyes…
Shorts too tight
Don’t feel right,
Even if the right size!
This problem a matter of space,
Crying would seem out of place…
The wrong kind of squeeze–
Men knocked to their knees,
Hoping to recover with grace.
One wished the man short designers
Would’ve taken off those blinders…
They should wear a pair
To become aware,
And keep a pair as reminders!