They brought it to “Show and Tell,”
Which they thought went very well…
Till it broke its house
And plunged teacher’s blouse,
The rest of the day didn’t go as swell!
Another guy brought in a snake,
More than the class girls would take…
The beast got out–
the first to shout–
And run was the guy who brought the snake!
Teachers having lunch
In their own room met a bunch
Of biting horse flies
Hear pain cries,
Are horseflies good to crunch?