Category Archives: musical

WHERE HAVE ALL THE SNOW SHOES GONE?

(Song parody) – Where have all the snowshoes gone, Long time passing… When have all the snowshoes gone, With no snow, Where have all the snowshoes gone– Out for sale upon the lawn… when will they ever learn, When will … Continue reading

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THE JUNK FOOD JAG

THE JUNK FOOD JAG – I’m singing the Junk Food Jag, And eating a whole, big bag… Of popcorn I’d be so forlorn My diet would hit a snag! – –Jonathan Caswell

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WOULD BE BELLY DANCER

WOULD-BE BELLY DANCER A healthy thing, belly dancing, The workout made for glancing… Unusual for males To want to wear veils, A reputation they’d be chancing! –Jonathan Caswell

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SURPRISE IN THE FLEEING CROWD

SURPRISE IN THE FLEEING CROWD One smiled in the fleeing crowd, Saying “ORT-ORT” out loud… She slipped right away Before I could say, That she’d done me proud. – “ORT-ORT” is a signature sound, Of the official guard-poet around… Twas … Continue reading

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HIS WIFE’S…

HIS WIFE’S… Oh, what wonderful dreams, This  lent pain-killer steams… Up his lenses And “up-endses” All of his former means. – Does he ever go to sleep, Counting mega-sheep… No, but the pain Cannot sustain Itself with the medicine seep. – … Continue reading

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JUST BEFORE RELIEF COMES IN….

JUST BEFORE RELIEF COMES IN… The Poet is nearly done, He’s had his blogging run… Before done with his round Tomorrow will sound, Hopefully he has pleased someone! –Jonathan Caswell

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GLASSES NEEDED!

GLASSES NEEDED! He walked down the hallway, Now, whom did he see down the way… Man or a woman, He’d just started humming And saw it was a man…HEY! –Jonathan Caswell

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