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WHY DOESN’T HE?

Why doesn’t he… Chase the skirts, Chase the skirts, Chase the skirts, Why doesn’t he chase the skirts– It’ll mean the end of him! – What could he Possibly fear, Possibly fear, Possibly fear, What could he possibly fear– His … Continue reading

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WHERE HAVE ALL THE SNOW SHOES GONE?

(Song parody) – Where have all the snowshoes gone, Long time passing… When have all the snowshoes gone, With no snow, Where have all the snowshoes gone– Out for sale upon the lawn… when will they ever learn, When will … Continue reading

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CARROT CAKE

CARROT CAKE – Carrot cake, my favorite sweet, It’s nutritionally complete… Nuts and eggs for protein there, Sugar enough to curl your hair! – A poem fragment of the tune, ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP, sung by Shirley Temple. – … Continue reading

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READY….AIM…(#5 IN A SERIES)

WAITING FOR THE CHAPLAIN (Tune: “BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES”) Waiting for the Chaplain, Do not want to miss her… Like I did already When I took a walk! It’s nearly time for Her to be coming… I need some Protestant … Continue reading

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THE PROFESSIONAL HEALERS (#10 IN A SERIES)

THE O.T.–P.T. SONG (Sung to “London Bridges Falling Down…”) Occupational therapy, Therapy, Therapy… Occupational therapy Adapts to life! – Physical therapy, Therapy, Therapy… Physical therapy Moving without strife! –Jonathan Caswell

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